10 reasons you’ll miss print newspapers

OK, it’s a rather silly post, but take a peek and you’ll either smile or cringe.

Dan Frommer, writing for Silicon Valley Insider, presents a visual tour of the “ten reasons you’ll actually miss [print] newspapers.” Visit the site for the pix. Here’s a summary:

1.    Newspapers are great for starting a bonfire.
2.    They’re very useful for wrapping up items to be shipped.
3.    You can use a newspaper to increase your “espionage” profile.
4.    Shred a newspaper and you have a bedding for your hamsters.
5.    How can you do a paper mache project without newspapers?
6.    If you didn’t have a newspaper, what would you stick in the recycle bin?
7.    Fish and chips need newspapers.
8.    Paper airplanes, paper sailboats, paper hats.
9.    Wrap up a few papers and you have a free log (OK, we didn’t get this one either).
10.    Web publishers don’t have the resources to send staff overseas (that’s actually not particularly funny at all).

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