In the “damn, wish we’d been as clever as they are” department for today comes this:

   The Onion’s take on GM selling cars on EBay.

   We can’t decide which comment is funniest. My vote’s on No. 2: “I guess not selling cars on eBay is probably a lot cheaper than hiring people to not sell cars in dealerships.”

   But click through. We report; you decide. (Uh oh, are we mixing our messages there?)